The End Of The World Of Absurd Arguments

There are some arguments that we get into that never get over. Then there are some arguments that end up in fights. There are also those arguments that lead to relationships breaking up. Why not bring an end to such ridiculous arguments and never again waste our time over a discussion that is completely fruitless?

Here are some of them:

To do God or not to do God?

This is the evergreen argument between believers and, well, believers. We all believe in something. Be it God, elephants, spinach, cycles, music, or ourselves. But we don’t go about challenging people on any of these random beliefs other than the sensitive issue of God or religion. We’re not going to get anything out of it. The religious fanatics do not understand logic. And the atheists will never believe in the power of a prayer! Let’s end it at that. Let some do God and let the others get done by God. Get it? No? Don’t argue.

Shahi Paneer vs Butter Chicken

“Oh my God how can you kill animals and eat them? Just how do you do it you filthy animal?” vs “Oh so how was the Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhni the other day? And the day before that? And the day before that? That’s all you can eat, right?”

I like to go to a jungle and strangle a pig and take its intestines out, wear it around my neck, roast the pig on fire and eat it with its dry blood smeared on my hands and mouth. You like to go to a jungle and find a cow and feel up its titties till it secretes milk, drink the milk and eat some grass and chill with the cow. If the pig and the cow can live together, why can’t you and I do the same?

Men are from bras women are from penis

All men are pigs. All women are bitches. Men can’t do without them bitches. Women can’t live without the swines. Why the hell don’t we all just stop dissing each other and have consensual sex and be happy?

Balls balls everywhere, not a ball to kick

You find cricket too slow? Don’t watch. You think there are too few goals scored in a football match? Don’t watch. Your parents are planning to have another kid and are having sex? Don’t watch.

Zindagi ke nashe

Don’t justify if you smoke by saying “Oh man one day everyone has to die!” and don’t tell a smoker “Oh dude don’t smoke why are you killing yourself?” Drinking is another thing. Drinking is cool. I like drinking. And if you don’t drink... Chill, I’m not going to kill you. It’s okay. I understand your loss. I’m sorry.