Monday, 10 September 2012

Blame It All On The Woman


Women are supposed to be women.

Firstly, if you find out through a scan that you’re having a girl, get it aborted. In case a girl is born, just drop her in a drum of milk and let her die in peace. If you can’t kill her then, let her grow up and ask her to wear a nice black dress and go to Gurgaon after 8. She’ll get raped AND killed. If she doesn’t die, get her married to a Jain. Or a Marwari. Or any orthodox Indian man actually. Don’t give a dowry. They’ll burn her in the kitchen and say it was an accident. In case that doesn’t happen, in the hope that she would produce more sons for the family, ensure that she delivers a girl child. Either they’ll bribe the doctor to get her killed during childbirth or else keep blaming her for the rest of her life till she commits suicide. A woman is not supposed to live in this country. Even if she is allowed to live, she can’t stay happy. Those are the rules. Either accept them or you better end this miserable life of yours.


Who ever gave women the right to be born in the first place? This country does not need any women. All it needs is strong and power hungry men who will fight each other for the smallest of things and feel good about themselves. Women have no right to be educated. All they need to learn is to how to cook food, keep the house clean, pleasure their men and breastfeed their kids among various other random activities. Women shouldn’t work. Women shouldn’t wear modern clothes or go out drinking. Heck they shouldn’t even be allowed to drink unless their drunk husbands force some desi liquor down their throats just to satisfy their own wild fantasies. Women can’t go eat good food outside, or eat from a fresh clean plate. All they need is some leftover crap which they eat from the used plates of their men. Forget about a sweet dish or a cold drink. That’s what men consume. Women only cook and serve. That’s what God made them for. That’s all they need to know.

Men are animals. And it’s a good thing. It’s just the natural order of things. Women are the prey and we are the hunters. If a woman is walking on the road at night, any man has full right to rape her then and there in full public view. He does not do it too often during the daytime, not because he is scared, but because there’s no ‘feel’ of having sex with the lights turned on. So they prefer to abduct them inside a car if they find a good one during daytime. It’s comparatively darker inside a car and there’s natural stimulation thanks to the potholes. Women are NOT supposed to travel or anything. They just need to step out of the house only when necessary. For example, when the groceries need to be bought, or milk or bread. And the shops should not be more than a km away. They should avoid talking to other random men as much as possible and come back home directly without even looking at anyone else.

If men see a pair of boobs it is their birthright to go and press them for amusement. That is what boobs are for primarily. Only when women have babies do boobs have any other purpose. Although, men again have full authority to drink human milk in those days and let the kid cry of hunger. Man does what pleases him. That’s the law that is followed in this country. Be warned.

This is not it. There’s more but I don’t want to gross anyone out even further. Or get into much crueller details and scenarios. I have proven my point.

Now tell me, why in God’s name would I want to have a girl child in this kind of an environment? When we live in a world like this, why would you want to spoil another human’s life? Why would you endanger your daughter’s life (and izzat) by bringing her into this hellhole of a world? I wouldn’t. Fix the mess, then talk. Till then, let me fight the system till I can. Let me fight for women’s rights. My sexist jokes will one day bring justice to all you women out there. And that’s a man’s promise. Yeah, because man always fulfils his promise.

Bitch, please. If you don’t get it. Get a life.

15 comments:

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  2. I am teary-eyed! Thank you!
    Sarcasm is so wonderfully and impactfully woven in the entire blog. Dumb-founded at the truth of it, the mentality of the Indian male. The bitterness and wrath of the society holding the woman responsible for everything right from even being born.
    I maybe a feminist but I do not hate men, and today you proved why I love some more than the others.
    WONDERFUL!

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    1. This, coming from a woman, means a lot. Thanks. :)

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  3. Thanx Rachit... I was thinking on few things about women and society but your sarcasm has given me the reason to think on them more...A girl has to listen to her parents before she gets married and after that her husband, in this country girl is more like a puppet. If she will do what she wants to do then the thing of "Log kya kahenge" starts or if she will say anything to her husband then either she will be beaten or will get fucked harshly by her husband. She does'nt have any right to put her views across. Sometimes what i think is that men envy women because they have two things to show to arouse a man and men only have One thier "Dick" which they can't keep in thier pants. Anyways, its an awesome blog...I hope this will teach something to peverts. Gob Bless....

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    1. This might not bring a change but yeah, it's a shame how even in today's time such crap happens.

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  4. @Rachit: Arey there are many women out there who have a wonderful life thanks to people (brother/father/friend/husband/confidant/colleague/etc.) like you... being a woman myself (who now has an year old daughter), i realize the responsibility it weighs on my shoulders. Would i live up to all my expectations as a individual/parent? yes i will! :)

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    1. I am sure that all is not bad. This is just an extremist view just to put my point across. Also I'm sure you will be a good parent. Cheers. :)

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  5. I soo loved this post. Sarcasm used in this way is a great tool. Too bad some won't get it.

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    1. Yeah. Sadly, sarcasm is not understood by many.

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  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt1Rhd_sRhg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Just check it out!

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  7. sarcasm at its best! just loved it. every bit of it. yes, I am an Indian woman and I feel insecure in my own country! This is the high time we should change our own mentality (including women), not only our FB status!!!

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